Welcome to Mr. Hewlett's very simple (and somewhat flawed)
Choose/Create Your Own Adventure Game!

Feel free to add to and/or break the story!

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

open mailbox
go to the back of the house
go around to the back of the house
look behind the house
go to the front door
check under the porch
burn the house down
walk away from the house to explore
jump up and down
twirl around
light the mailbox on fire, then run
knock on the front door, then run
open mailbox, then put rock in mailbox